Blond Mom
A Doctor who specialized in caring for infants and their mothers told me this story. One day a Blond who was breastfeeding her baby came in to see the Doctor. She had the baby in a carrier on her back, and held a bag of ice over her breasts. "Why are ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Mouthful
Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful." Little Johnny says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Blonde Row Boat.
A beautiful blonde walks by a "corn field" and looks in horror as another blonde is sitting in a row boat rowing away. The first blonde yells out to the one in the boat" ITS BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US ALL A BAD NAME"!! And if I could swim I ......
Written on 01/02/2010

How Adam Got Eve...
Adam was lonely in the garden of Eden so he spoke to God: "Hey God, how about some company?" "OK, said God, "I'll send you a woman. She'll be beautiful, charming and intelligent. She'll cook and clean for you and she'll never argue." "Sounds great!" said Adam "But how much will ......
Written on 01/02/2010

Oldie Golde
A 75 YEAR OLD MAN GOES TO THE DOCTOR. I AM GOING TO MARRY BILLIE JO. DOCTOR SAYS SHE IS ABOUT 18! YEP, THAT WHY I WANT A CHECKUP. SO THE DOCTOR PROCEEDS AND SAYS YOUR IN GOOD SHAPE, BUT I SUGGEST YOU TAKE IN A BOARDER. 7 MONTHS LATER THE ......
Written on 01/02/2010