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More 420 Pot Holiday Jokes A: stoner and drunk were walking down a hill. The drunk said, "I think I'm gonna pretend I'm a bottle and just roll down the hill so he did it the stoner thought for a minute then rolled down the hill when he got to the bottom he seen the drunk ...... Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Still Another 420 Pot Holiday Joke A stoner stumbles out of a party, and starts to walk home. One the way he bumps into a guy who is all bloody and mangled. The guy limps up to the stoner and says "Call me an ambulance!" The stoner looks at him for a second, smiles and says, "You're ...... Written on 18/09/2008 |
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Living Will.... Living Will Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." She got up, unplugged the TV ...... Written on 20/09/2008 |
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Joints A rastaman walks into a bank and says to the teller he wants to open an account, so she tells hime whats required to do that, he then replies ok i think u misunderstood me and drops a bag of weed on the counter and tells her he wants to open ...... Written on 21/09/2008 |
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The Recording Studio. A man walked into a recording studio and asked if there was a band on the books looking for a new player. The manager asked him what instrument he played. The man said I always carry a Wind Instrument with me, I'll show it to you. He lifts up his Right ...... Written on 23/09/2008 |
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