Rainbow Pride! - Full Joke.
What did one gay man say to his partner as they walked down the sidewalk nearing the funeral home?.......................................................................................................Hey! What do you say we go in and "suck down a couple cold ones"? .......No offense gay folks...just a joke ok?......
Written on 05/10/2008

It Beggars Belief
abdul and paddy were beggars outside waterloo station.abdul has a large house, a mercedes and loads of money in the bank, paddy has f**k all.abduls begging bowl was overflowing with tenners, paddys had a few coins in it.how the f**k do you do it asks paddy?look at your sighn says abdul.paddy ......
Written on 09/10/2008

Divorce
A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Sheldon! All he wants is anal sex and my a*****e is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be the size of a 5 cent piece." Mother says "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live in ......
Written on 10/10/2008

Head And Shoulders
This is a old one but just in case you haven't heard it.... To 30something married Lady's are sitting in ones kitchen and having coffee. One tells the other "my husband has such a dandruff problem". The other says "well, why don't you give him 'Head and Shoulders'?. Th one says ......
Written on 11/10/2008

Clock Store.
A man walks into a watch and clock store, unzips his trousers and slaps his c**k on the counter. The woman behind the counter doesn't bat an eyelid. She looks him straight in the eye and says "Put that away Sir, this is a clock shop - not a c**k shop!" ......
Written on 14/10/2008