The Pension Part 2
An old man has to pass a medical examination to qualify for the pensioners benefit. He returns to his wife and informs her that he had to show the nurse his gery hair and wrinkles in order to qualify. She shakes her head and says "you should have shown her your ......
Written on 15/10/2008

Call Center Conversation 5 - Full Joke.
Directory Enquiries Caller: "I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please". Operator: "I'm sorry, there's no listing. Is the spelling correct?" Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off".......
Written on 16/10/2008

Study
There is a new study out about women and how they feel about their asses! I thought the results were pretty interesting: 85 of women think their ass is too big...COLOR darkblue10 of women think their ass is too little... the other 5 say that they don't care, they love him, ......
Written on 19/10/2008

Hhhhhh
Brooklyn Tony returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic. "Why?" asks the father. The teacher asked 'how much is 2x3, ' I said '6, '" replies TONY. "But that's right!" says his dad. "Yeah, but then she asked me ' How much is 3x2?'" "What's the f**king ......
Written on 20/10/2008

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
10. Look at the size of his putter 9. Oh, dang my shaft's all bent 8. You really wacked the hell out that sucker 7. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip 6. After 18 holes I can barely walk 5. Lift your head and spread your ......
Written on 20/10/2008