The Drunk Kid
A five-year-old boy was mowing his front lawn and drinking a beer. The preacher who lived across the street saw the beer and came over to harass the kid. "Aren't you a little young to be drinking, son?" he asked. "That's nothing, " the kid said after taking a swig of ......
Written on 20/10/2008

The Dentist Office
This woman goes into a dentist's office, after he is through examining her he says: "I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth." The woman then says: "Ooooohhhh, the pain is so awful I'd rather have a baby!" To which the dentist ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Short Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said, "No, " and the girl lived happily ever after...and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and ......
Written on 22/10/2008

Importian Guys In A Womens Life
The most importian guys in a womens life are :A Doctor : Because he says " Take off all your cloths " A Dentist : Because he says " Lay down and open wide " A Hair Dresser : Because he asks if you want it blown or teased ? A ......
Written on 22/10/2008

What's Head? - Full Joke.
A Priest is downtown when a hooker walks up, "Hey father, head, 10.00." The Priest didn't understand and went back to the church. He asks a nun, "What's head?" The nun says, "10.00, same as downtown!"......
Written on 23/10/2008