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Letter From Husband Dear sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Regards, Your husband. His wife replied back after some days to her husband. Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expense details. 1. The Milk man agreed on ...... Written on 09/09/2008 |
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George W. Bush Meets Moses George W. Bush Meets Moses George W. Bush was walking through an airport last week, when he saw an old man with white hair, a long white beard, wearing a long white robe and holding a staff. He walked up to the man, who was staring at the ceiling, and "Excuse ...... Written on 09/09/2008 |
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Moses Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair and beard, wearing a white robe and sandals, holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man and said, "Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?" The ...... Written on 09/09/2008 |
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Alaska Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and ...... Written on 09/09/2008 |
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A P***y The Lost Cat A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway. The next day he decided to ...... Written on 09/09/2008 |
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