Ooops Busted!
Two buddies, jeff and steve are getting very drunk at a bar when suddenly jeff throws up all over himself "Oh, no jane will kill me!! steve says "Don't worry pal just tuck a twenty in your breast pocket and tell jane that someone threw up on you and gave you ......
Written on 11/09/2008

Temperature
Its amazing what effect temperature has on things... 60 Californians put on sweaters if they can find one in their wardrobe. 50 Miami residents turn on the heat. 40 You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming. 35 Italian cars don't start. 32 Water freezes. 30 You plan ......
Written on 15/09/2008

Manager
a woman in her backyard heard a mans voice screaming "hey lady can you help me!" she looked and looked and then looked up to see a man gently floating downward in a hot air balloon leaning over the basket screaming at the top of his lungs. she thought she'd seen ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Hoosier In Hell Football Joke ... Don't Take It Personally
NO OFFENSE - THIS IS ONLY HUMOR!! This is "pre-Superbowl" ... and I'm a female who could care less about sports, so don't take this personally ... A guy from Indiana dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Burning Calories...
Sex is the most practical and funniest way of losing weight. Look how many calories you can burn: TAKING OFF THE CLOTHES With her agreement - 12 cal Without her agreement - 187 cal TAKING OFF THE BRA With both hands - 8 cal With one hand - 12 cal With ......
Written on 19/09/2008