Wedding Night
A woman and her new husband are about to share their wedding night. She comes out of the bathroom in a silk negligee, and her husband eagerly calls her to the bed. She looks at him shyly, and says "please be gentle with me - I'm a virgin". Her husband looks ......
Written on 29/09/2008

Growing Old
My forgetter's getting better But my rememberer is broke To you that may seem funny But, to me, that is no joke For when I'm "here" I'm wondering If I really should be "there" And, when I try to think it through, I haven't got a prayer! Oft times I walk ......
Written on 07/10/2008

Rerun
Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise it's total peace and ......
Written on 08/10/2008

Wrapping Presents With A Cat
1. Clear large space on table for wrapping present. 2. Go to closet and collect bag in which present is contained, and shut door. 3. Open door and remove cat from closet. 4. Go to cupboard and retrieve rolls of wrapping paper. 5. Go back and remove ......
Written on 09/10/2008

Getting Old
I've sure gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia. Have ......
Written on 11/10/2008