Top Ten Reasons Trick Or Treating Is Better Than Sex
1. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 2. If you get tired, you can wait ten minutes and go at it again. 3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 4. You don't have to compliment the ......
Written on 14/10/2008

All Drinks 10 Cents
Four retired guys are walking down a street in Milwaukee. Then they turn a corner and see a sign that says "Old Timer's Bar " " ALL DRINKS 10 CENTS !". They look at each other, then go in. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the ......
Written on 17/10/2008

Keeping It In The Family
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" asked the mother. "Mom, I'm 40 years old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never ......
Written on 18/10/2008

The 20 Dollar Bill
2 buddies were drinking beer when one said " i cant do this anymore. My wife said if I come home with vomit on my shirt one more time I am out of there" his buddy said no problem " take this 20 dollar bill and put it in your shirt ......
Written on 20/10/2008

I Know The Whole Truth!!
At school, a boy was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth". The boy decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, ......
Written on 20/10/2008