Things To Remember
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set 2. A day without sunshine is like, night. 3. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 4. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. 5. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 6. 99 percent ......
Written on 20/10/2008

P***s On The Beach
There was this guy who really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged 6 miles everyday. One morning he looked in the mirror and admired his body and noticed that he was suntanned all over with one exception, his p***s. He went to the beach, completely undressed, and ......
Written on 22/10/2008

Lost
A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking up the driveway when he approached his home. The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks away ......
Written on 23/10/2008

60 Things You Should Not Say To A Naked Man
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it's cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don't we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It's more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there's a tower in Italy like that. ......
Written on 26/10/2008

Perks Of Being 40
HERE IS A GOOD LAUGH FOR YOU TO GET THROUGH THE REST OF THE DAY!!! GO AHEAD, LAUGH OUT LOUD!! Good reading for those over 40. For those who are younger........these words are truer than you could ever imagine!!!! THE PERKS OF BEING 40 1. Kidnappers are not ......
Written on 27/10/2008