1040 Style Chocolate Layer Cake
Line 1. Butter, a minimum of half a pound 8 oz., but not to exceed 1 one pound. See line 4. Line 2. Sugar, light brown or white, unless you or your spouse had a financial account in a foreign country in 1990, in which case dark brown sugar must ......
Written on 27/10/2008

Are You From Michigan?
You are if: 1. You've never met any celebrities. 2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point. 3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the MichiganMichigan State game. 4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.....eh! 5. You drive 86 mph on the highway ......
Written on 29/10/2008

Keys To Heaven
It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, the older nun which normally assisted in this task was a little under the weathers so she instructed Sister Magdalene, a young nun on how to prepare the bath water and towels. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father ......
Written on 01/11/2008

Manager Joke
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised my friend I would meet him half an hour ago, but I don't ......
Written on 04/11/2008

Horse Phoned
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter. She replies, Last night you were talking in your sleep and I want to know who Linda is! Thinking quickly on his feet he tells her ......
Written on 04/11/2008