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Two Cowboys Are Out Ridin' Fence...........
A Texas cowboy and an Oklahoma cowboy are ouy ridin' fence and they get to a spot in the back 40 where a sheep has its head stuck in the fence and the Texas cowboy says "Whoa.... wait right here" He steps down off his horse and walks up to the ......
Written on 05/11/2008

Daughter With A Vibrator
A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. Opening the door, discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator. "What are you doing?" asked the mother. "Mom, I'm 40 years old, and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never get married, ......
Written on 06/11/2008

Breaststroke
There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke. Just three women entered the race. After approximately 14 hours, the first staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker. About 40 minutes later, the second crawled up on the shore and was declared the ......
Written on 07/11/2008

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