Jokes I Heard Over The Foer Being A Truck Driver
JB v. The DOT A JB driver was wandering around the truck stop scale in a panic. A Swift driver walks over and says what is wrong JB. The JB driver replies I am 2, 500 lbs over gross and I only have to go 5 miles with it and there ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Words With Two Meanings
1. THINGY thing-ee n. Female.....Any part under a car's hood. Male........The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE vul-ne-ra-bel adj. Female.....Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male........Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon n. Female.....The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. Male........Leaving a note ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Together At Last
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally together." ......
Written on 09/09/2008

Women Vs. Men
WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week. Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl. And her husband is on the back of the milk carton. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ......
Written on 17/09/2008

Cab Driver & Nun !!
A cabbie picks up a Nun.. SHe gets into the cab , notice that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her .. She asks him why he is staring ... He replies:"I have a question to ask you but i don't want to offend you." She answers, "My ......
Written on 17/09/2008