Two Deaf People Get Married.
During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey, " she signs, ......
Written on 24/05/2009

50th Anniversary
While enjoying an Early morning breakfast in a northern Arizona cafe four elderly ranchers were discussing everything from cattle, horses, and weather to how things used to be in the "good old days." Eventually the conversation moved on to their spouses. One gentleman turned to the fellow on his right ......
Written on 24/05/2009

Software Girls.....
Never married to: Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U. Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key. Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Bridal Registry...
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob ......
Written on 12/06/2009

Ohhhh Yes!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into ......
Written on 12/06/2009