Happy Marriage
Red Skelton shared his humor with us for decades. He did so without four-letter words and raunchy antics. Below are his tips for a happy marriage. 1. Two times a week, we go to nice restaurant, have a little beverage, then comes good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Sex Sandals
A married couple were on a holiday in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, " You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop." So ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Life's Little Questions Part 2
05, Why are women & Kentucky Fried Chicken the same? By the time you're finished with the breast & thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in. 06. How are tornadoes & marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of sucking & blowing, & ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Teach Me
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. "Yeah teach?" he replies. "If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the ......
Written on 11/07/2009

Virgin Brides
A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt. ......
Written on 11/07/2009