Picture Perfect
The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh, " he exclaims, "My word, you ......
Written on 19/07/2009

He Said..she Said
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra you've got nothing to put in it. She said . . . You wear pants don't you? He said . . ..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? She said . That's a good idea - ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Eight Words With Two Meanings
Eight Words with two Meanings 1. THINGY thing-ee n. Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 2. VULNERABLE vul-ne-ra-bel adj. Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male.... Playing football without a cup. 3. COMMUNICATION ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon n. Female... ......
Written on 19/07/2009

Colonoscopies
A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients predominately male while he was performing their colonoscopies: 1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!" 2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?" 3. "Can you hear me NOW?" 4. ......
Written on 19/07/2009

The Wedding Test
My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends encouraged me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me. That one thing was her younger sister. My ......
Written on 19/07/2009