Pre Relationship Agreements
The party of the first part herein referred to as "she", being of sound mind and pretty good body, agrees to the following with the party of the second part herein referred to as "him": 1. FULL DISCLOSURE: At the commencement of said relationship colloquially referred to as the "first date", ......
Written on 19/09/2008

Satan At Church
A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon the church ......
Written on 23/09/2008

The 11th Husband
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle I'm still a virgin". "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?" "Well, husband1 was a Sales Representative ......
Written on 30/09/2008

Why Condoms Come In Boxes Of 3, 6, And 12
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called Condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see, " replied ......
Written on 03/10/2008

The Perfect Man...
The perfect man is gentle Never cruel or mean He has a beautiful smile And keeps his face so clean. The perfect man likes children And will raise them by your side He will be a good father As well as a good husband to his bride. The perfect man loves ......
Written on 07/10/2008