Which One Is Married
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left? "None Replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away "Well, the ......
Written on 10/10/2008

Poor Ed
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!" The next morning Ed got up early ......
Written on 12/10/2008

Redneck Family Tree
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be. This widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law ......
Written on 14/10/2008

Sexy Dress
A woman stopped by her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. What are you doing?" she asked. I'm waiting for your ......
Written on 15/10/2008

Air Traffic Control
'Actual' exchanges between pilots and control towers..... Tower: "Delta 351, you have traffic at 10 o'clock, 6 miles!" Delta 351: "Give us another hint! We have digital watches!" Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Center, we are at 35, 000 feet. How much noise can ......
Written on 19/10/2008