Respect In A Marriage...
A couple has been married for 50 years and are celebrating their anniversary. The wife asks what the husband wants for their anniversary and he replies, "I would like you to perform oral sex on me. In the 50 years we have married NEVER have you ONCE done this to me." ......
Written on 20/10/2008

Keep The Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married a 20 year old girl. After a year she went into the hospital to give birth. The nurse came out to congratulate the fellow saying "This is amazing. How do you do it at your age?" He ......
Written on 24/10/2008

Marol's Wedding Night...
Marol spent her wedding night in her family home. As was the tradition for many years in her Italian family, the bride's mother would be in the room next door just in case she needed the answer to any nervous questions. Mama's last word of advice before Marol went in to ......
Written on 25/10/2008

Sister Love?
I'd been going out with a lovely girl, The wedding plans were all made. Everything was set. Only one thing bothered me. Her younger sister was coming on to me. A flash of cleavage here, A view up her skirt there. "What is a man to do?" One day, the eve ......
Written on 06/11/2008

Same Thing
A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as ......
Written on 06/11/2008