Disorder In The Court
These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: What is your date of ......
Written on 06/11/2008

6 Pack Please
Father and Son talk I KNEW there's a good reason for not being married! A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are ......
Written on 08/11/2008

Romance Mathmatics
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man smart woman romance Smart man dumb woman affair Dumb man smart woman marriage Dumb man dumb woman pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss smart employee profit Smart boss dumb employee production Dumb boss smart employee promotion Dumb boss dumb employee overtime ......
Written on 08/11/2008

Johny
Little Johnny and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married. So Johnny goes to Jennys father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says Mr. Smith, me ......
Written on 11/11/2008

Little Billy's Philosophy
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little BILLY. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, ......
Written on 14/11/2008