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Sex In Your 60s A man and his wife had been married 40 years and the wife wanted to do something special for her husband. So she asked him if you could have anything in the world what would it be? Husband says weve been married 40 years and you have neve gave me a ...... Written on 22/12/2008 |
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Lovers Performance Three women were sitting around talking about their husbands' performance as a lover. The first woman says "My Husband works as a marriage counselor. He always buys me flowers and candy before we make love. I like that." "The second woman says, "My husband is a motorcycle mechanic. He ...... Written on 25/01/2009 |
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The New Childbirth Invention A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both ...... Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Honeymoon Postcard A mother had three daughters and, as circumstances would have it, they were all due to get married within the same month. Being the worrying mum that she was, she was concerned about how their sex lives would start and so made them all promise to send a postcard from their ...... Written on 31/01/2009 |
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Oh, To Be Young Again A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year-old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?" The man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex." "Oh I see, " replied the ...... Written on 31/01/2009 |
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